Monday, August 5, 2013

Chapter 2: Apes => Homo-sapiens => Cyborgs??

From desktops to laptops to notebooks to smartphones to tablets, technology has never ceased to amaze us and amuse us, and while we are still recovering from this super-pleasant technological shock from smartphones and tablets, we are being introduced the Google Glass. 

What do you think the next step would be??


Of course, after the Google Glass, we can expect Smart Contact Lenses (probably named iSee if Apple first happens to launch it) in a few years from now... After wearing them, you might be experiencing the same vision that Mr. James Cameron envisioned a few decades ago in "The Terminator" series, as seen from the point of view of T-800/T-1000.


In the beginning, to browse through that "vision" to do you desired task (take a snap, search a map, record a video, play a video or some virtual games, or probably recognize someone you don't remember) you might have to install some sort of touchpad on the right or left side of your temple depending on your dominant hand.  However, as the technology advances, you might able to control them without using your hands with the help of a biomechanical chip connected to neurotransmitters in your brain.

 
And how would you flaunt them, "Dude, did you notice my new pair of iSee, they've got Night Vision, GPS, Apple's latest FRS (Face Recognition Software), and they come with 5 TB memory chip installed behind my ears to store videos and snaps! and I just have to close my eyes to get inside the virtual world to play CounterStrike V101.5. How cool is that!!?"

Once these devices get inside our body, it will be the first step in the history of mankind to evolve from mere an organism to half machine half organism.  There would be no looking back.  In future, we might have invented prosthesis to enable handicapped people work more efficiently and without any disability; however, you may imagine a world where people would be happily ready to sacrifice their natural limbs/organs to get the latest gizmos as their replacements that work faster and enable to do the things which they could not with their natural limbs/organs.  Imagine a group of people discussing the following:


"Dude! My dad's gonna get me a new pair of iFly on my next B'day.. They've got 6 inch long toes to hold onto stuff like my pair of iGrab and can extend to 12 inches if I gotta climb a building without waiting for the lift. Besides, the roller skates can go from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds for good 20 miles as well as a pair of superstrong mini turbines that can help me fly 20 feet above the ground for 2 hours."

OR 


"Hey Gals! Watch my Samsung's HurryUp S6... I just got this hand gifted by my hubby on our marriage anniversary... Now, I can try 100 different kinds of makeup within 10 minutes.. It's got eye shadow, 100,000 shades of lipstick, lip liner, compact, mascara, kaajal, and 55,000 preinstalled hairstyles. Now, I can change my looks without having to look into the mirror." (Nonetheless, the hubby dear would still be at the receiving end while getting late for a party because his dearest wife would be taking even more time deciding which look she should select).

Amusing as it may sound, you will need the natural openings given by nature to install a socket for these devices to plug in to get them charged.  For example, for contact lenses, you'll have nares; for the chip inside your brain, you have ears; for your prosthetic super-cool upper limbs, you have navel; and for lower limbs, you'll have anus. LOL!!!



On a serious note, we might have developed efficient techniques to derive energy to charge these devices from electrical impulse from the sinoatrial node situated in our heart or maybe you'll be subscribing to harness energy remotely for a price from a nuclear device situated at a central place of the city.

Well, if you start imagining, the possibilities are endless.. We might be having a mechanical gastrointestinal system for people who lost their natural one to cancer, a brain chip to enhance memory for people who have learning disabilities or people who lost their memory due to Alzheimer's, a complete replacement of the whole neurological circuit for people with paralysis or in coma, a mechanical heart for people who have heart diseases running in their family, an artificial pancreas for diabetes patients, a mechanical liver with gallbladder and a bile duct, or even a mechanical brain with all the downloaded information from your natural one..

With so much real mess going around in the world like dirty politics, terrorism, racial and regional discrimination, hate, wars, and the race to develop the most advanced and deadliest weapons, we really need some fancy bullshit like love, universal brotherhood, and compassion to survive and evolve ourselves to such fantastic times.  Just hope and pray that we don't annihilate ourselves before reaching there...


Saturday, July 20, 2013

Chapter 1: Apes => Homo-sapiens => Cyborgs??

Imagine having an IP address of yourself, which not only serves as your identity but an all-in-one utility for all your routine and non-routine tasks such as paying bills, managing finances, opening a bank account or running one, casting your votes, filing your return, getting driving directions, and most important of all, a character certificate of sorts having a record of your past describing how many times you broke traffic rules or whether you were ever involved in a criminal activity.

The concept of Cyborgs at a time was mere a fantasy, but seeing the continuous developments in technology, I see it becoming a reality sooner than later.  You have already seen Cyborgs being built by human or by machines in some very famous Hollywood movies, but in my opinion, someday, WE WILL TURN OURSELVES INTO CYBORGS!!.  The idea might seem directly "inspired" from some trashy sci-fi Hollywood movie, but I think it is going to happen not very far from the near future.



How!?  Read on:

The present state of evolution involving us humans is consequence of a series of some giant leaps in technology, right from the invention of fire, wheel, and simple machines to airplanes, rockets, and satellites, and with the most recent advent being in the field of communication, the technology has never ceased to amaze us.





A few decades ago came the computers; computers that were so huge that you needed airplanes to carry a 5 MB hard-drive. Since then, they have only been shrinking.  Now, they are so small that you are carrying them in your pockets. Whether they are simplifying our lives or complicating them even further is a question of debate, but one thing is for sure, they are making us dependent, so dependent that we feel handicapped without them.  We are using them to book tickets, check bank balance or transfer money, pay bills, and host of other tasks that otherwise needs a lot of time and efforts.


To be continued...

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Metro Chronicles Part II - Of Smartphones and Tablets




A good-looking, businessman-appearing young gentleman sitting beside me saw me checking FB on my Nokia C1 (not that a "smart" phone) and kinda exclaimed "whoa! you can FB on THIS phone...??"

I said, "Yep! Kinda fills my limited communication requirements..."

"Means you are too broke to buy yourself a smarter one," he said somewhat (or pretty) bluntly..

"Kind of," I said.. and then retorted the same question, "How about you? you don't seem too poor to afford one yourself?"

"Well, I have another way of putting it," he replied.

"How?," I asked.

"What do you do when you have a problem and you find yourself too dumb to solve it?"

"Take advice from someone... someone's who is wiser on the matter," I told.

"and smarter!?" he added.

"Exactly," I said.

Then, he amusingly said, "There you go... Dumb people use smart phones.  Smart people don't need them!"

and we were LOLing hilariously!!



Then, the discussion turned to whether smartphones and computers are really making our lives easy or complicating it even more... But all that, some other time..


Monday, July 8, 2013

Metro Chronicles Part I - Of Smartphones and Tablets


 

Carrying a smart phone/tablet? You should be traveling in Delhi Metro!

Traveling in Delhi Metro!? You must be carrying a smart phone/tablet!!

Well, it goes both ways.  There is no meaning having a gadget if you don't travel in Delhi Metro, and vice versa..

Delhi's largest transport service is also the platform that organizes the largest unofficial exhibition of latest gadgets on a daily basis!! You name it, Blackberry, Samsung S3, Samsung S4, iPhone, iPads, Galaxy Notes, and other tablets.. You'll get to see all of them (cheapest to costliest) in any given Metro running on any given route..!!  Get inside any coach of the Metro, and you'll see two kinds of people:  One who carry these gadgets and the others who don't..

Those who carry them have this certain perception that their money is a waste and there's no point carrying their smart phone if they aren't flaunting it... They have this certain habit of switching them on (for no reason, of course), moving their fingers doing something (or nothing), and finally putting them back into their respective covers/bags/pockets.... However, a younger lot can be seen busy on their "Temple Run" (undoubtedly the most popular game in Delhi Metro!!)


The purpose of this segment of people (carrying a smartphone) is gleefully solved when they chance upon somebody trying to take a look at the screen of their device.. You can perceive it by the triumphal wicked smile on their face...

On the other day, during my 40-odd minutes journey from Saket to GTB Nagar, a good-looking, businessman-appearing young gentleman sitting beside me saw me checking FB on my Nokia C1 (not that a "smart" phone) and kinda exclaimed "whoa! you can FB on THIS phone...??"

I said, "Yep! Kinda fills my limited communication requirements..."

"Means you are too broke to buy yourself a smarter one," he said somewhat (or pretty) bluntly..

To be Continued....

Monday, May 6, 2013

And the blah blah starts... Again :|

Can you ever imagine that you can stop thinking...?? The human brain keeps working 24x7 until the time you die... or maybe when you get brain hemorrhage and get comatose. Thoughts keep coming to your brain when you are working, when you are talking to someone, when you are eating, when you are sleeping, and even when you are sitting alone at home or some lonely place doing nothing.... BUT YOU KEEP THINKING.... You keep hearing the blah blah that comes to your mind in response to whatever events have taken or are taking place in your life or around you... could be your personal life, the government, the society, or maybe the guy/gal next door...

There was a time when I used to pen down the thoughts that I had in my mind only to destroy them later... Maybe they weren't worth reading in my own opinion...Maybe I wasn't mature enough to take criticism in response to what people might have said..

However, now I guess I can take criticism positively.. So, now I will be posting regularly on my blogs whatever I think of you, me, my family, our society, and whatever bullshit comes to my mind.. I am going to post it here.. I myself want to see how long this blah blah continues... keep watching... The first post after this one is coming soon..






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